martyrsuggestion:

you met god at a gas station at 3 am and he hated you

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lambretta-lady:

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opcsdtv:

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

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just-another-emo-perspective:

trashbagpokemon:

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

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